Has anyone seen Alex? Alex Kakafikas?
He’s about this tall, supposedly a ‘man’, who wears skinny jeans, a little red hood, and looks like an absolute malaka.
He was last spotted on July 18th in Melbourne, taking orders from Stephen Jolly the Commie. He didn’t stick around for the pepper spray though, rumour has it he ventured back to the safety of his place in Northcot when all the action started, and his whereabouts since July 18 is yet to be confirmed...
If you do find Alex, please return him to his dad’s sweatshop in China, they’ve been looking for him all week.